June 17, 2013
A Comedian Forged In Steel: shutupaubrey: when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension...

shutupaubrey:

when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension and they didn’t usually give those out so they didn’t know where to put me all day so they put me in the nurse’s office first and i just fell asleep on one of the beds and that pissed the principal off so then they moved me…

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June 17, 2013

cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me

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(via hotdudesandjunkfoods)

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June 17, 2013

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale, via shadowwobbuffet)

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June 17, 2013

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

(via feelingkindawoozy)

10:08pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYhb4X
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June 17, 2013

joestarjohnny:

Hey do you guys uh want a uh 3ds and the new animal game? Then reblog this and follow me for a uh game console maybe I might have lost it uh oops

(via nepeturrleijon)

9:57pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYfZqV
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June 17, 2013

ezrakoneig:

“i know what you are”

“say it. outloud.”

“( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

(via homosexual-camper)

9:56pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYfRwQ
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June 17, 2013
peoplemagazine: ok

peoplemagazine:

ok

(via falloutnewvegans)

9:55pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYfFsW
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June 17, 2013

psyfucker:

the girl with the xD tattoo

(Source: panerasexual, via haruhifujioka)

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June 17, 2013
consulting-hylian: biggest plot twist of the entire series

consulting-hylian:

biggest plot twist of the entire series

(via naz-gurrrl)

9:34pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYbfhB
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June 17, 2013

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

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(via grapefruitfromfrance)

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June 17, 2013

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

(via bleach-at-the-beach)

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June 17, 2013

nintooner:

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(via nenilein)

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June 17, 2013

edwardclitorishands:

how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like 

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(Source: valiceltradat, via pooplorf)

9:04pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYWyVa
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June 17, 2013

nayx:

muyrails:

nayx:

hover over this xD (giggle)

it’s be more funny if you used the correct form of “You’re”

it’s be more funny

(via australiansanta)

8:56pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYVcX2
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June 17, 2013
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."

— Unknown (via unplesant)

(Source: another-troubled-soul, via cylleona)

8:50pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZsSzGynYUkiO
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