when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension and they didn’t usually give those out so they didn’t know where to put me all day so they put me in the nurse’s office first and i just fell asleep on one of the beds and that pissed the principal off so then they moved me…
I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
how many people unfollowed you because of this
Hey do you guys uh want a uh 3ds and the new animal game? Then reblog this and follow me for a uh game console maybe I might have lost it uh oops
how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like
it’s be more funny if you used the correct form of “You’re”
it’s be more funny
— Unknown (via unplesant)
Is your satire effective if it triggers feelings of insecurity and inadequacy in a certain subgroup within your viewership? Is your satire effective...”
“I’m not competitive at all, I just don’t like to lose.”— Paul Brown, Auction Kings
Oh my god, old Irish proverbs are the best